The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.962 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,881 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,823 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Afrigidolocoan restaurants, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 2,227^th in the world and 1^st in Austritaria for Most Developed, scoring 97.88 on the Human Development Index.