The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.595 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,710 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 264,435 Shemons, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the newest shade developed by Afrigidoloco's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and nations that kill an Afrigidolocoan can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is well under control. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 303,885^th in the world and 7^th in Austritaria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.