The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.175 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,022 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,587 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 2,184^th in the world and 1^st in Austritaria for Most Developed, scoring 97.92 on the Human Development Index.