The Kingdom of Afriendlia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 1.023 billion Afriendlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurajtën. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Afriendlian economy, worth 27.8 trillion Lakens a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,171 Lakens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, prisons in Afriendlia are the summer homes of murderers, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afriendlia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Afriendlia is ranked 190,589^th in the world and 9,958^th in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.