The Republic of Aegyn is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Executive Chairman Marthin Marthvi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.888 billion Aegynians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ajathan. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aegynian economy, worth 969 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,950 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown. Aegyn's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aegyn is ranked 14,699^th in the world and 6^th in Osagh for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,391.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.