Population | 31.932 billion |
Capital | Admiral Janeway City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | credit |
Animal | borg |
The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 31.932 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 19,979 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 625,694 credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, it's said that a Janewayian always pays his debts with significant compounding, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Admiral Janeway is ranked 232,056th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.28 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Admiral Janeway's influence in Federation of Planets Headquarters rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Admiral Janeway, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
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Admiral Janeway, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
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Admiral Janeway, it's said that a Janewayian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
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Admiral Janeway, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Admiral Janeway, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
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Admiral Janeway was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
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Admiral Janeway, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
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Admiral Janeway, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
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Admiral Janeway, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day.