Population | 38.901 billion |
Capital | Admiral Janeway City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | credit |
Animal | borg |
The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.901 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 15,840 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 407,194 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,800,085 per year while the poor average 57,623, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.
Newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Admiral Janeway is ranked 13,509th in the world and 3rd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Stationary, with 1,897.03445950828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.