Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 164thFattest Citizens: 208thHighest Disposable Incomes: 248th
The Federal States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
That's an order lieutenant!
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Admiral Janeway

Population38.901 billion

CapitalAdmiral Janeway City
LeaderLeader

Currencycredit
Animalborg

The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.901 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 15,840 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 407,194 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,800,085 per year while the poor average 57,623, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Admiral Janeway is ranked 13,509th in the world and 3rd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Stationary, with 1,897.03445950828 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 164thFattest Citizens: 208thHighest Disposable Incomes: 248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdHighest Economic Output: 281stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 284thLargest Gambling Industry: 313thMost Avoided: 329thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 430thMost Armed: 477thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 536thRudest Citizens: 599thHighest Crime Rates: 642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668thMost Corrupt Governments: 669thLargest Retail Industry: 748thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 904thHighest Average Incomes: 1,035thLargest Mining Sector: 1,280thMost Efficient Economies: 1,446thMost Cultured: 1,460thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,608thLargest Populations: 1,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,898thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,841stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,564thMost Inclusive: 3,844thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,408thSmartest Citizens: 4,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,211thLargest Governments: 5,393rdMost Devout: 6,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,150thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,833rdMost Stationary: 13,509thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,965thLargest Black Market: 18,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,620thHighest Food Quality: 23,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,457th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.

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