
| Population | 44.33 billion |
| Capital | Admiral Janeway City |
| Leader | Leader |
| Currency | credit |
| Animal | borg |
The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.33 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 18,514 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,661 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,015,015 per year while the poor average 50,331, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.
Nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, and t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Admiral Janeway is ranked 75,364th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Developed, scoring 68.95 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Admiral Janeway, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
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Admiral Janeway, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense.
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Admiral Janeway, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink.
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Admiral Janeway, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.
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Admiral Janeway, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow.
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Admiral Janeway, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war.
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Admiral Janeway, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers.
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Admiral Janeway, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
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Admiral Janeway, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush.
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Admiral Janeway, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Admiral Janewayian citizenship.















































