The Republic of Adjaria is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.748 billion Adjarians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Public Transport, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batumi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Adjarian economy, worth 424 trillion Laris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,870 Laris, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Adjaria's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Adjaria is ranked 131,899^th in the world and 43^rd in Terranova for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,366.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.