The Empire of AcoolNationBuilder is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 174 million AcoolNationBuilderians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving AcoolNationBuilderian economy, worth 11.4 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,355 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,337 per year while the poor average 13,331, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. AcoolNationBuilder's national animal is the Cardinal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AcoolNationBuilder is ranked 80,475^th in the world and 6^th in Testing Number 1 for Highest Drug Use, scoring 215.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.