The Arab World of Abu Arabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Za'im Husein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.784 billion Arabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iram. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arab economy, worth an astonishing 11,147 trillion Arab Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,419 Arab Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, the giant 80-storey carving of President Za'im Husein in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abu Arabia's national animal is the Hawk of Quraysh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is President Za'im's Personality Cult.

Abu Arabia is ranked 320,660^th in the world and 44^th in Greater Middle East for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -56.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.