The Colony of Aaron Pick Me Up is a massive, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.205 billion Aaron Pick Me Upians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaron Pick Me Upian economy, worth 144 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,581 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaron Pick Me Up's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aaron Pick Me Up is ranked 85,186^th in the world and 7^th in MHBs New Earth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,413.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.