Largest Populations: 2,138thHighest Economic Output: 11,336thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,786th
The Black Muddy River of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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A ship of fools

Population33.637 billion

LeaderJerry Garcia

CurrencyEstimated Prophet
AnimalWharf Rat

The Black Muddy River of A ship of fools is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jerry Garcia with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.637 billion Scarlet Begonias are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.1%.

The very strong ship of foolsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion Estimated Prophets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,380 Estimated Prophets, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Too many developers spoil the codebase, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A ship of fools's national animal is the Wharf Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A ship of fools is ranked 109,042nd in the world and 13th in Just relax for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,049.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 2,138thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,336thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,786thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,844thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,336th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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