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0.00 A ship of fools's trades...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Muffins, Mimosas, and Hugs”
Most Rebellious Youth: 292nd Highest Crime Rates: 701st Least Corrupt Governments: 1,238th
23.475 billion Ourselves. Rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws.
Father Knows Best State
“It's animal behavior”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 133rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 144th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th
23.564 billion PSWines. Deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Without oxygen, we are nothing.”
6.938 billion Campers. Ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“When asked what you do, say you laugh for a living”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 356th Most Rebellious Youth: 365th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 412th
17.278 billion ARBians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Santa, We've Been Mostly Good”
Most Rebellious Youth: 623rd Highest Crime Rates: 774th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,084th
26.79 billion Cute and Cuddly Bears. Smutty television, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Father Knows Best State
“Here we go Again!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,964thLargest Black Market: 4,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,979th
10.8b1,058t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.”
Largest Populations: 2,479th Most Stationary: 7,288th Highest Economic Output: 9,208th
25.612 billion Scarlet Begonias. Frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare.
Capitalist Paradise
“It's just a box of rain, I don't know who put it there.”
Largest Populations: 2,355thMost Stationary: 6,374thHighest Economic Output: 9,935th
27.7b1,450t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Gimme Some Respect”
Largest Populations: 7,249th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,150th Most Average: 15,736th
16.315 billion Respected Realmsians. Compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“Er det noen snille barn her?”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,614th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,879th Largest Publishing Industry: 5,505th
13.89 billion Nisseans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom is a Right”
Largest Populations: 2,359thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,923rdHighest Economic Output: 13,275th
27.7b1,136t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Have fun! ”
Largest Populations: 4,645th
20.076 billion Temples of Bastians. Burgeoning cat population.
New York Times Democracy
“Muffin? Mimosa?”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,152nd Least Corrupt Governments: 4,117th Nicest Citizens: 4,628th
11.027 billion Hot Flashes. Ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Winter Is Coming Are You Ready”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,806th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,894th Largest Black Market: 2,176th
10.066 billion Ants. Digital currency, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.

COMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Ovibos moschatus”
Most Stationary: 15,579th
10.196 billion Muskoxen. Punitive income tax rates.
Tyranny by Majority
“I'm my own woman -- first, last -- and always!”
Most Stationary: 7,720th Most Influential: 15,374th
8.661 billion Syberians. Burgeoning Bear population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ally”
5.036 billion Envoy from Pooh Cornerians. Public floggings, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“But what I like most of all is just doing nothing.”
Most Primitive: 2,577th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,018th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,050th
3.549 billion Noodlesians. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and complete lack of public education.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Plastic or Paper?”
Most Average: 11,869th
2.504 billion Baggers. Burgeoning sack monkey population.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Thanks for noticin' me.”
Most Income Equality: 1,438th
2.214 billion Eeyoreans. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Left-wing Utopia
“Relax, nothing's in control....”
660 million Tao of Poohians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation