The Petrocracy of A gas company is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Exxon with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.795 billion Employees are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxon Mobil HQ. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The powerhouse gas companyian economy, worth 311 trillion Exxons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,984 Exxons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of A gas company at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, Exxon is the self-declared God of all A gas company, Exxon has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government has granted that two plus two makes four. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. A gas company's national animal is the Mobil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporate Oilism.

A gas company is ranked 78,953^rd in the world and 376^th in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,959.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.