The 95 of 95 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, ruled by 95 with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8.915 billion 95 have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 95. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The 95 economy, worth 408 trillion 95s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,870 95s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named 95's new capital, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, in a fit of passion 95 has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and 95 has just been declared ruler of 95 in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 95's national animal is the 95 and its national religion is 95.

95 is ranked 152,531^st in the world and 19^th in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.76 on the Bus Surprisal Index.