The Colony of 915 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 1.012 billion 915ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong 915ian economy, worth 62.7 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,000 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,400 per year while the poor average 15,731, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 915's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

915 is ranked 103,481^st in the world and 10^th in The Card Void for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.