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The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,687 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 345,413 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,213,331 per year while the poor average 3,387, a ratio of 948 to 1.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 283,108^th in the world and 6,174^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.