9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125thMost Avoided: 131st
The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of
Father Knows Best State
𓆏 𓆏 𓆏
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population21.123 billion

LeaderThe Zombie Goblin

Currency𓆏 𓆏 𓆏

The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.123 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 6,171 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 292,189 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,803,272 per year while the poor average 20,545, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 260,392nd in the world and 11,583rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.27 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125thMost Avoided: 131stFattest Citizens: 145thLargest Mining Sector: 243rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 283rdMost Armed: 314thMost Ignorant Citizens: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 566thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 693rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 955thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,007thMost Primitive: 1,383rdHighest Economic Output: 1,758thLargest Retail Industry: 2,040thHighest Average Incomes: 2,498thMost Devout: 2,590thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,421stLargest Black Market: 4,626thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,080thNudest: 7,950thLargest Populations: 8,702ndMost Influential: 12,816thTop
Largest Governments: 15,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,178thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,407th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 93rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 113th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionNudest: 228th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 291st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 384th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 766th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 819th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 880th in the region

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