The ␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣␣ of 90026 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.926 billion 90026ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.
The frighteningly efficient 90026ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,801 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,494 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
The police double as repo men, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90026's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
90026 is ranked 29,953rd in the world and 133rd in Home Sweet 9003 for Most Developed, scoring 83.28 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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90026 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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90026, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
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90026 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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90026, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
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90026, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
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90026, the police double as repo men.
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90026, glamping 90026ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
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90026 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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90026, billions of 9003s are spent to take high-quality photos of the 9003 Nebula.
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90026, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.















































