The 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 of 90022 is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.886 billion 90022ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90022ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,222 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,778 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90022's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90022 is ranked 32,645^th in the world and 284^th in Home Sweet 9003 for Most Developed, scoring 82.19 on the Human Development Index.