The                              of 90013 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.925 billion 90013ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 90013ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,357 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90013's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90013 is ranked 310,154^th in the world and 4^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 5.94 percentage of bribes refused.