The Colony of 7569 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning panther population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.443 billion 7569ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong 7569ian economy, worth 77.8 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,895 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 155,415 per year while the poor average 14,837, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 7569's national animal is the panther.

7569 is ranked 203,114^th in the world and 10^th in The Card Void for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.