The Join Lily of 67-Sweeze is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 16.581 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 738 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,516 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and the dartboard at the Join Lily Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 67-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily.

67-Sweeze is ranked 28,332^nd in the world and 58^th in neck for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,724.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.