The Matriarchy of 5358 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nicholas Copernicus with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.51 billion 5358ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pieville. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped 5358ian economy, worth 505 trillion francs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,632 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in 5358, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. 5358's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheistic Existentialism.

5358 is ranked 289,356^th in the world and 10^th in 314159265358979323846264338327950 for Most Developed, scoring 47.93 on the Human Development Index.