The Republic of 4lorida is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.362 billion 4loridans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The 4loridan economy, worth 94.7 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,113 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4lorida's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

4lorida is ranked 112,841^st in the world and 3^rd in What Could Possibly Go Wrong for Longest Average Lifespans, with 72.49 years.