The Republic of 3LiT3 V is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.989 billion 3LiT3 Vians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant 3LiT3 Vian economy, worth 75.6 trillion mehs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 18,947 mehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3 V's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3LiT3 V is ranked 216,153^rd in the world and 11^th in Popuko for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,160.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.