The Theocracy of 2Kala is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 2.395 billion 2Kalans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The 2Kalan economy, worth 153 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,890 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 2Kala's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

2Kala is ranked 116,861^st in the world and 2^nd in Kaladarkas Floating Island for Highest Average Incomes, with 63,890.27 Standard Monetary Units.