The Dictatorship of 1877Kards4Kir is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.332 billion 1877Kards4Kirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cardo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.
The all-consuming 1877Kards4Kirian economy, worth 196 trillion kards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,052 kards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,838 per year while the poor average 22,813, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1877Kards4Kir's national animal is the cardshark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Mass cards.
1877Kards4Kir is ranked 19,898th in the world and 1st in IxChange for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,888.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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1877Kards4Kir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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1877Kards4Kir, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
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1877Kards4Kir, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
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1877Kards4Kir, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
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1877Kards4Kir, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
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1877Kards4Kir, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
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1877Kards4Kir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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1877Kards4Kir, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
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1877Kards4Kir, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
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1877Kards4Kir, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.






























