The Join Lily of 17-Sweeze is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.515 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 806 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,820 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, every workday begins with group therapy, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Join Lily, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 17-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

17-Sweeze is ranked 174,639^th in the world and 198^th in Lily for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,820.67 Standard Monetary Units.