
| Population | 42.423 billion |
| Capital | CPU |
| Leader | The CPU |
| Faith | machine code |
| Currency | ISSP Credit |
| Animal | void |
The Cyborg Hive of 00010001 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The CPU with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.423 billion 00010001ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CPU. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient 00010001ian economy, worth an astonishing 23,827 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 561,656 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,676,597 per year while the poor average 33,718, a ratio of 109 to 1.
00010001ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, soporific speeches from The CPU have left the opposition utterly knocked out, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 00010001's national animal is the void, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is machine code.
00010001 is ranked 309th in the world and 7th in Scandinavia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,559.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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00010001, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, soporific speeches from The CPU have left the opposition utterly knocked out.
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00010001 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, 00010001ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
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00010001 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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00010001 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
- : Following new legislation in
00010001, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.






















































