The Republic of -Why is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.331 billion -Whyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The -Whyian economy, worth 116 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,646 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is well under control. -Why's national animal is the fox.

-Why is ranked 167,315^th in the world and 8^th in What Could Possibly Go Wrong for Highest Drug Use, scoring 124.76 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.