The Fry Cook of -Spongebob Squarepants- is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spongebob Squarepants with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.73 billion Sponges are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sponge economy, worth 645 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,126 $ Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Sulawesi, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Spongebob Squarepants-'s national animal is the Sponge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Working.

-Spongebob Squarepants- is ranked 4,480^th in the world and 4^th in Sulawesi for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.21 percentage of bribes refused.