The Awesome Girlfriends of -Loving Couple is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Coven Scout with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.879 billion -Loving Coupleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demon Realm. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -Loving Couplean economy, worth 851 trillion snails a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,834 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental, many believe that the only good owl is a dead owl, and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Loving Couple's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Loving Couple is ranked 127,288^th in the world and 11^th in Lily for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,590.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.