The Republic of -ll is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.121 billion -llians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The -llian economy, worth 446 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,926 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -ll's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-ll is ranked 263,694^th in the world and 2^nd in 0000000000000000000000000 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.