The Democratic Republic of -Dummyland- is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 452 million Dummies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belasco City. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dummy economy, worth 11.6 trillion Dummy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,682 Dummy Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Belasco City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Dummyland-'s national animal is the Loose Wheel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Dummyland- is ranked 313,603^rd in the world and 34^th in Right to Life for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.