The 25 of ------------------------- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.349 billion -------------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zemnaya Svoboda. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient -------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,750 trillion 25s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 239,575 25s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,230,968 per year while the poor average 2,320, a ratio of 961 to 1.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -------------------------'s national animal is the 25, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Plentiful Rum.

------------------------- is ranked 40,464^th in the world and 434^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 299.9 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.