The Gʀoᴜcʜo Mᴀʀxısтs of Greater Brazilistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eva Luísa Morales da Silva with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.73 billion Brazilistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilistani economy, worth a remarkable 3,774 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,588 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pony-derived products are greasing the wheels of industry (Greater Brazilistan has found 4 easter eggs), tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and global warming is being combated via global eradication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Brazilistan's national animal is the Revolutionary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Greater Brazilistan is ranked 18,934^th in the world and 8^th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,268.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.