The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mao Il-Sung with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 17.746 billion Eastazians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 北京市. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Eastazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion ¥uans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,918 ¥uans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Eastazia, and rural Eastazians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastazia's national animal is the Manchurian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Eastazia is ranked 6,637^th in the world and 3^rd in Zombie Research Institute for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,430.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.