The Delphinium Throne of Cerian Quilor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cerian Quilor with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 25.234 billion Cerian Quilorians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cerian Quilorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,872 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the endangered saltwater humpback Cat is only seen in captivity programs, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerian Quilor's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cerian Quilor is ranked 8,674^th in the world and 6^th in Kantrias for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,984.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.