The Queen's State of Lybelanger is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 26.569 billion Lybelangerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lybelangerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,773 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lybelanger's national animal is the deer.

Lybelanger is ranked 50,523^rd in the world and 1^st in Yamoussoukro for Most Primitive, scoring 54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.