The Lowest Crime Rates in Wysteria
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 8,552nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 2. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 4. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 6. |  The Nation of Amerisim | Democratic Socialists | “For the greater good” | |
| 7. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 8. |  The Intense Rabblarchy of Hermiones Knickers | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If there's grass on the field, play Quidditch” | |
| 9. |  The Twin Island Queendom of Masaka and Korgano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are Waking” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eh, whatever” |