The Kingdom of Cyretopolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 19.919 billion Cyretopolitanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyretia. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The all-consuming Cyretopolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion royal dirhams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,765 royal dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyretopolitania's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Cyretian Coptic Orthodox Church.

Cyretopolitania is ranked 32,343^rd in the world and 7^th in Western Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.35 law-abiding acts per hour.