The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXVIII is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.703 billion Takkaviita LXXVIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Takkaviita LXXVIIIian economy, worth 119 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,228 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita LXXVIII's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita LXXVIII is ranked 75,020^th in the world and 3^rd in United League of Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.