The Islamic Confederate States of Trpezi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Dzeilan Pepić with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.362 billion Trpezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petnjica. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trpezian economy, worth 349 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,004 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Petnjica's playgrounds, President Dzeilan Pepić's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trpezi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Trpezi is ranked 265,886^th in the world and 104^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Patriotic, with 0.95 flags saluted per person per day.