The American Stats of Virlinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Ron DeSantis with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.579 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Virlinian economy, worth a remarkable 7,167 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 618,986 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Virlinia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Virlinia is ranked 153^rd in the world and 1^st in Union Mundial for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 28,270.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.