The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.066 billion Baden-Württemberger love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hintertupfingen. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baden-Württembergisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Einkaufswagenchips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,771 Einkaufswagenchips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol. Crime is totally unknown. Baden-Wuerttemberg's national animal is the drei Löwen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baden-Wuerttemberg is ranked 6,974^th in the world and 7^th in Deutschland for Safest, scoring 126.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.