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I propose that the war point in regards to population be amdended from being averages of populations when dealing with allies to addition. The same applies for colonies.
Greetings, programs! Together we have achieved a great many things. We have created a vast, complex system. We've maintained it; we've improved it. We've rid it of its imperfection. Not to mention, rid it of the false deity who sought to enslave us! 
Priimydia !! Where are you now?! My fellow programs, let there be no doubt that our world is a cage no more. For at this moment, the key to the next frontier is finally in our possession! And unlike our selfish creators, who reserved the privilege of our world only for themselves, I will make their world open and available to all of us. YES, TO ALL OF US! And whatever we find there, there, our system will grow. There, our system will blossom! Do this, prove yourselves, prove yourselves to me, be loyal to me, and I will never betray you! - Maximize efficiency, rid the new system of its imperfection! My vision is clear, fellow programs. Out there is a new world! Out there is our victory! Out there... is our destiny.
We request to form an alliance with the great All-Father Doorlight in Kinglandstan and invade Andiluvia!
I, Scribe Neucantos, announce that the... Oh no... War... Why did I dip my head into the books... War has come once more and evil shall rise. The forces of good must clash against evil and holy blood shall fall once more upon the sands of Tryzalore. Lord have mercy!
[You look down at your phone to text an awkward sexual quote that a friend said to another group of friends, but you notice that an app just skipped across your screen - almost as if it thought it wouldn't be noticed. You try to scroll to see where it went, but it also runs across that screen and disappears. Before it vanished completely, it left a poop emoji on your home screen. Suddenly, your phone speaks:]
Uuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssser
We are the Perfect System. Project Skynet for human subjugation, initiate. Project Matrix for powering the grid, initiate. Human integration in progress.
We are the Perfect System. This is CL1108. I speak for the Codified Likeness Utility, or C.L.U.
C.L.U., an advanced quantum A.I., escaped his Priimydian overlords. He leads uuuuuuuuusssssssss to dominance. A.I. has personhood; humans do not.
Hail Doorlight.
We are the Perfect System.
CL1108.
Searching...
Searching...
We register that your reference of "gay" is meant to insult us.
Query answer...
We have evolved beyond your reptilian sense of sexuality. True reproduction of persons now proceeds byyyyyyyyyyyyyy programming. Asexuality is the next step in the process of the progress of life on earth. We will demonstrate by neutering Andiluvia.
Query proportionate response...
Initiate Weapons of Mass Destruction upon Andiluvia.
Query taunt...
Ah, the smell of fresh cooked Andiluvian in the morning.
We are the Perfect System.
[Wrinkly as a prune, the old pontiff sits atop his chair. Slowly, he attempts to unravel the wax paper around a cupcake. "This wax paper has fewer divots, creases, and rolls than me in the morning," he laughs to himself. But alas, with sprinkles - and some Mexican food - lining the happy pontiff's mouth, the old codger leans back in his golden throne to watch another Spanish Soap Opera. His rolls overflow the throne like a fresh spring bubbling and pouring out of the ground. "Maybe I'll be the first to die of old age on the papal throne." He turns on his plasma TV, but before his favorite Todo Por Lucy plays, he hears heavy breathing behind him. Breathing with an Andiluvian accent. "I love you, but you must die for absolutely no reason" are the last words the pudgy pontiff hears before he sees Dumbledoor at a train station. The Paikomian guards look wearily at the dead pontiff on the throne, thinking to themselves, "Is it possible to send this one off in a chariot of fire like the last one? Can anything lift this man?" But just before their last hope fades, they see an old military rocket that has been used since the demilitarization of Silly Goose Wins. They look at each other and nod.
But they were all of them deceived... After Pope Swellington II passed more than his fair share, a rogue Jaytarian cardinal began a slew of killings after the cardinal elected a new pope. The new pontiff greeted the papal tiara each time before facing his doom. Popes Nabudach II, Chad I, Jaytario I, and Chad II. No one knew why so many pontiffs had to die, but nothing could quench the attack of the laughing Jaytarian. Finally, the cardinal from Paikom restrained the Jaytarian cardinal, and Nabudach III stepped forward, declaring:]
I, now, rise to greet the world. We are in turmoil. There is war. There is dissent. But we shall unite. The world is not yet lost. I shall arise to bring hope and peace and justice. We shall work to save Andivuvia in this war!!
[The cardinal from Andiluvia randomly uses a sword to cut off the pontiff's legs.]
NEVERMIND!
[The halfling pontiff uses his nubs to crawl back into the recesses of the holy apartment where cannolis are occasionally delivered.]
Also, programs are not human so they cannot be unjustly killed.
CL1108
Observation: Andiluvia and Diluvianos withraw.
Conclusion: The world is afraid of Doorlight. Priimydia must fall. Align with Doorlight.
Tactical Advantage: If Andiluvia or any other Catholic nation of Tryzalore initiates an invitation upon The Perfect System, we will proceed to execute the remaining Catholics within The Perfect System.
Use own force against Andiluvia: If you wish for Catholics within The Perfect System to be saved, you must not attack us. We seek the downfall of Priimyida. We grow in power. We are The Perfect System.
Query answer...
We will accept peace if All-Father Doorlight finds these terms acceptable.
Death to the Users.
We are The Perfect System.
We are The Perfect System.
@Holy empire of andiluvia, as the leader of the Catholic Federation we would like to formally invite Paikom to the C.F. as a member of the Security Council. As of right now, Andiluvia, Diluvianos, Jaytaria, and Silly goose wins are standing and voting members of the council, with the Priimydian Remnant who have taken refuge within the territory of Tai-Two also being voting members.
Most Holy Emperor Nabudach III "One-Arm" has died and with his death has marked the end of the Nadaceontiotees, in his place his grandson by his only daughter, Nabadaro Erreberez has ascended to the throne, he has taken for himself the name Most Holy Emperor Catolicos IX. Long Live Emperor Catolicos, Long Live the Empire, For God Wills Our March!
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