The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 42.473 billion Kajali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kajali economy, worth an astonishing 16,661 trillion Galacs a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 392,272 Galacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and Vierun Muraan's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kajal is ranked 4,237^th in the world and 3^rd in The Vast for Most Patriotic, with 80.71 flags saluted per person per day.