The Paramilitary Republic of Wobbegong is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Akeldama Kremvh Rothsgori with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.968 billion Wobbegongians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Shark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wobbegongian economy, worth a remarkable 7,223 trillion Cey Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,729 Cey Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and Wobbegong Shark is one of the most popular forenames in Wobbegong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobbegong's national animal is the Wobbegong Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wobbegong is ranked 264,196^th in the world and 31^st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.