RMB Thousandth Page Battles

People who got the top spot on each thousandth page of the South Pacific's RMB, at least since I was founded. I have tried and failed twice, have succeeded once, have napped it out once, and was distracted once.

The positions are accurate as of the time their respective posts were made.

23000: Steampunk engineers
March 18, 2020
My position: 4th place

Steampunk engineers wrote:

Give me top spot!

Melicorium wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

24000: Western fardelshufflestein
May 11, 2020
My position: 2nd place

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:

FLAMMEN!

Melicorium wrote:

Almost there

(MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

24,000 IS MINE!)

Melicorium wrote:

EDIT:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

25000: Melicorium
June 28, 2020
My position: 1st place

Melicorium wrote:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THE ADREDALINE!

EDIT: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAGE 25,000!

26000: Kandorith
October 8, 2020
My position: 12th place

Kandorith wrote:

Omnomnom pizza

Melicorium wrote:

So this is what happens when I take a two-hour-long nap.
Oh well, then.

CONGRATULATIONS, Kandorith!!! :D ;-;

RMB Thousandth Page Battles

by Melicorium

People who got the top spot on each thousandth page of the South Pacific's RMB, at least since I was founded. I have tried and failed twice, have succeeded once, have napped it out once, and was distracted once.

The positions are accurate as of the time their respective posts were made.

23000: Steampunk engineers
March 18, 2020
My position: 4th place

Steampunk engineers wrote:

Give me top spot!

Melicorium wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

24000: Western fardelshufflestein
May 11, 2020
My position: 2nd place

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:

FLAMMEN!

Melicorium wrote:

Almost there

(MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

24,000 IS MINE!)

Melicorium wrote:

EDIT:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

25000: Melicorium
June 28, 2020
My position: 1st place

Melicorium wrote:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THE ADREDALINE!

EDIT: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAGE 25,000!

26000: Kandorith
October 8, 2020
My position: 12th place

Kandorith wrote:

Omnomnom pizza

Melicorium wrote:

So this is what happens when I take a two-hour-long nap.
Oh well, then.

CONGRATULATIONS, Kandorith!!! :D ;-;
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27000: Purple Hyacinth
January 6, 2021
My position: 5th place

Purple Hyacinth wrote:

I think I win page 27,000...

Melicorium wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
If only I weren't so distracted with DMing you and watching your interesting bank transfers!

Anyway, congratulations, comrade. :>
*gives you a cold can of Chocolate Melicorian SPIT*

28000: Klysevia
April 16, 2021
My position: 10th place

Klysevia wrote:

28k!

EDIT: HOLY CRAP I JUST GUESSED!

My life's goal is complete. A major get in TSP.

Melicorium wrote:

The new RMB rule will not go into full effect just yet. See my most recent post quoting Tsunamy.
Congratulations on making the first post on page 28,000!!!
*gives you a 48-pack of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT as a reward*
To be fair, this is the first time I haven't cared about getting the top post on the next thousandth page. You know, everything ahs been quite spammy lately.
Hmm...

29000: Melicorium
June 17, 2021
My position: 1st place

Melicorium wrote:

*fires the rifle in an unknown direction*

EDIT: Page 29,000, woohoo!

Read dispatch

27000: Purple Hyacinth
January 6, 2021
My position: 5th place

Purple Hyacinth wrote:

I think I win page 27,000...

Melicorium wrote:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
If only I weren't so distracted with DMing you and watching your interesting bank transfers!

Anyway, congratulations, comrade. :>
*gives you a cold can of Chocolate Melicorian SPIT*

28000: Klysevia
April 16, 2021
My position: 10th place

Klysevia wrote:

28k!

EDIT: HOLY CRAP I JUST GUESSED!

My life's goal is complete. A major get in TSP.

Melicorium wrote:

The new RMB rule will not go into full effect just yet. See my most recent post quoting Tsunamy.
Congratulations on making the first post on page 28,000!!!
*gives you a 48-pack of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT as a reward*
To be fair, this is the first time I haven't cared about getting the top post on the next thousandth page. You know, everything ahs been quite spammy lately.
Hmm...

29000: Melicorium
June 17, 2021
My position: 1st place

Melicorium wrote:

*fires the rifle in an unknown direction*

EDIT: Page 29,000, woohoo!