RMB Thousandth Page Battles

People who got the top spot on each thousandth page of [region]the South Pacific[/region]'s RMB, at least since I was founded. I have tried and failed twice, have succeeded once, have napped it out once, and was distracted once.

The positions are accurate as of the time their respective posts were made.

23000: [nation]Steampunk Engineers[/nation]
March 18, 2020
My position: 4th place
[quote=steampunk_engineers;37915415]Give me top spot![/quote]
[quote=melicorium;37915425]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

24000: [nation]Western Fardelshufflestein[/nation]
May 11, 2020
My position: 2nd place
[quote=western_fardelshufflestein;38620841]FLAMMEN![/quote]
[quote=melicorium;38620844]Almost there

([b][i]MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

24,000 IS MINE![/i][/b])[/quote]
[quote=melicorium;38620870]EDIT:
[b][i]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/i][/b][/quote]

25000: [nation]Melicorium[/nation]
June 28, 2020
My position: 1st place
[quote=melicorium;39472670]AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THE ADREDALINE!

EDIT: [b]URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAGE 25,000![/b][/quote]

26000: [nation]Kandorith[/nation]
October 8, 2020
My position: 12th place
[quote=kandorith;40982161]Omnomnom pizza[/quote]
[quote=melicorium;40982811]So this is what happens when I take a two-hour-long nap.
Oh well, then.

CONGRATULATIONS, [nation]KANDORITH[/nation]!!! :D ;-;
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1368831[/quote]

27000: [nation]Purple Hyacinth[/nation]
January 6, 2021
My position: 5th place
[quote=purple_hyacinth;42295341]I think I win page 27,000...[/quote]
[quote=melicorium;42295394]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
If only I weren't so distracted with DMing you and watching your interesting bank transfers!

Anyway, congratulations, comrade. :>
*gives you a cold can of Chocolate Melicorian SPIT*[/quote]

28000: [nation]Klysevia[/nation]
April 16, 2021
My position: 10th place
[quote=klysevia;43592432]28k!

EDIT: HOLY CRAP I JUST GUESSED!

My life's goal is complete. A major get in TSP.[/quote]
[quote=melicorium;43592478]The new RMB rule will not go into full effect just yet. See my most recent post quoting [nation]Tsunamy[/nation].
Congratulations on making the first post on page 28,000!!!
*gives you a 48-pack of Regular Sweetened Melicorian SPIT as a reward*
To be fair, this is the first time I haven't cared about getting the top post on the next thousandth page. You know, everything ahs been quite spammy lately.
Hmm...[/quote]


29000: [nation]Melicorium[/nation]
June 17, 2021
My position: 1st place
[quote=melicorium;44311068]*fires the rifle in an unknown direction*

EDIT: Page 29,000, woohoo![/quote]