The Republic of United Weale Eartios is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.062 billion Eartiosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehakilu. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eartiosian economy, worth 92.5 trillion Ekalis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,131 Ekalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, Ehakilu has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Weale Eartios's national animal is the Kala Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Weale Eartios is ranked 12,782^nd in the world and 360^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.