The Island Republic of Riletta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Lana with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.829 billion Rilettans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batman. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rilettan economy, worth 554 trillion Rilettan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,736 Rilettan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the police double as repo men, a passport is literally priceless, and this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riletta's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Riletta is ranked 138,681^st in the world and 2,574^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.55 kickbacks per hour.